January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
I don't like the new youtube layout
That is all.
Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
Dec 24th
Oh, Ho Ho Ho
Back Story…. I work in the IT field…software development…which mean I work with quite a few people of Indian lineage. Those fuckers are smart. And I mean India, Indian…let’s continue. Anyway…I had one co-worker ask a weird favor of me, out of the blue. He is from India, but his daughter was born here, very Americanized. She is big into Santa, he said. He...
Dec 23rd
After trying to make a video for City’s birthday…. I have realized… I have a face for radio
Dec 23rd
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changingstephanie replied to your post: Fuck you you fucking fuck (points to crotch) What are you point a..PHRUMPHHH
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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husky-jon said: I’m also still working…so that’s like double boneskis right? Whoa , slow down there, high speed. You need to learn how to take one before you try the DP’S
Dec 23rd
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Fuck you you fucking fuck
All of you bastards that are off until next year are giving me a sad…. Or a jealous… Or however y’all do that shit. Except husky. He gives everyone boneskies.
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Just happened
Her: so, where’d you hide my present? Me: I’m not telling. Her: is it somewhere I never go? The kitchen? Me: if I wanted to hide it where you never go, it would be in my pants.
Dec 21st
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
Dec 5th
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Temptation
Someone has brought a cheesecake variety tray into work, and it’s sitting ten feet from my desk. Ever seen the look of determination on a dog’s face when it has a treat balanced on its nose when it’s trying not to eat it?
Dec 5th
plumpfikshun: movealongnothing2see: scandostevo replied to your video: And part 2 of Hot Mess Sunday/Fuck You in a… Oh. My. Gawd. Hottest plumber I’ve ever met… LOL Well thanks. No make up. And swollen eyes from 3 days of “woe is me”. But I’m glad my plunger action gave you a thrill. ;-) I concur. I never thought I would find a woman attractive while trying to dislodge a sewer pickle...
Dec 5th
movealongnothing2see: scandostevo replied to your video: And part 2 of Hot Mess Sunday/Fuck You in a… Oh. My. Gawd. Hottest plumber I’ve ever met… LOL Well thanks. No make up. And swollen eyes from 3 days of “woe is me”. But I’m glad my plunger action gave you a thrill. ;-) I concur. I never thought I would find a woman attractive while trying to dislodge a sewer pickle from the porcelain...
Dec 5th
movealongnothing2see replied to your post: movealongnothing2see replied to your post: Hot… Yes. They. Are. I’m going to do that tomorrow morning for my babies. They will thank you. For sure. I just polished one off…yes, yes they will. Looks like I’m going to have to go ahead and move up to the industrial tub of Nutella, now…we all knew this was coming.
Dec 5th
movealongnothing2see replied to your post: Hot Chocolate Nuh UH! You may be the smartest man on earth! I thought I was, then searched and realized that someone came up with this long ago… but they are obviously terrorists and probably put me into a trance and pulled the idea from my brain to exploit for their own agenda….and and and…they’re doodie heads.
Dec 5th
Hot Chocolate
Cup of milk and two scoops of Nutella in a saucepan. Heat, mix, and whisk.  You can thank me later.
Dec 5th
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Top 25 Damn you autocorrect →
I’m fucking crying over heyaa..
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd